Let me review my trades (since the historical position screenshots are a bit messy, I'll just type it out):

1. The day before yesterday, during the day, I suspected there would be a pump targeting my altcoins, so I went heavily short on ETH and BTC in advance.
2. Sure enough, at 10:24 PM yesterday, there was a sharp plunge. Sensing something was wrong, at 10:25:25 I chose to close all 143 positions with one click, which included 141 long altcoin positions, one short BTC position, and one short ETH position.
3. As expected, right after I closed my positions, the drop stopped (if I hadn’t closed everything at once, ETH would have dropped to around 2800, and the alts would have followed with a big wick like on November 21).
4. After seeing the drop halt, I quickly started opening long positions again after 10:25:40. It took me about 15 minutes to open more than 50 long positions. The alts then went sideways for about half an hour, hesitating to wick me out as originally planned, but since my positions were too small, it was hard to liquidate me. Around 11 PM, they chose to move up.
5. Around 1 AM today, ETH started surging. I realized the shakeout was over and felt ETH would keep pumping, so over the next hour I added 60 more long altcoin positions, for a total of 108 positions (including 5 "ant" long ETH positions). I fell asleep after 2 AM, but unexpectedly, at 6:06 AM, I was woken up by my computer alarm. I immediately saw a big red candle on my screen (my computer screen is always on). The market maker noticed I hadn’t touched my phone for a few hours and assumed I was asleep, so they tried to liquidate me. I quickly grabbed my phone and started aggressively reducing my alt positions. Turns out, since I wasn’t asleep, the drop stopped again.
6. Then I immediately checked Maji's live trades to see if they reversed just to liquidate him, but it turned out ETH was only a few points away from liquidating Maji’s long—yet they didn’t do it (I had a million "WTFs" in my head. Can’t believe the market maker loves Maji so much, willing to move thousands of points just to liquidate me).
7. I realized ETH would definitely pump today, so there was no way the market maker would let me catch even an “ant-sized” long. At 7:13 AM, I closed out the last 5 ETH base positions. Sure enough, after I closed ETH, it started climbing again.