Fermsy

when i was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. i couldn't wait to be a grownup so i could go to bed anytime i wanted.
now, i can’t go to bed at night

a man went out to a restaurant last night
ate a delicious meal for only €10
drank one of the most beautiful wines he had ever had in his life (just €5)
at the end of the night, the waiter didn't beg for a 50% tip
instead, the restaurant paid him a respectable living wage without having to rely on charity from the diners
on his way home, he enjoyed a free ride on public transit instead of paying $3,000 a month for a leased car that costs an additional $750 a month in Gas just to operate
then he realized that his American perspective could not grasp the beauty of living in Europe.

the latest 401k data was released
here is the median balance by age:
18-24: $2k
25-34: $16k
35-44: $40k
45-54: $68k
55-64: $96k
Over 65: $95k
saddest thing you’ll see all day 😖

cuando mi papá me preguntó cómo van mis cosas de cripto 😭

Línea de tiempo de la Generación Z:
- Ir a una universidad de 4 años, aprender una habilidad “práctica” y acumular deudas universitarias
- Para cuando te gradúes, las principales empresas tecnológicas externalizarán la mayoría de los empleos e importarán esclavos H1B para reemplazarte
- Permanecer desempleado mientras los insaciables Boomers te reprenden por ser perezoso, estar desempleado e ser inútil, mientras compran su 3ª casa en Florida y te dicen que te tires de tus “bootstraps”
- Los Boomers intentan abolir el impuesto a la propiedad con el objetivo de que subsidies la pérdida de ingres