"I Created a Damn Meme Coin and I'm Done with This Circus"

I'll never forget the day I watched my silly dog-themed internet money morph into a multi-billion dollar beast. Truth is, I'm sick of people asking if I'm working on another crypto project. Let me be crystal clear - I'M DONE.

Just had to shout into the digital void today that apart from Dogecoin in 2013 (and that failed Bells project before it), I haven't touched crypto development since 2014. And guess what? I NEVER WILL AGAIN.

Anyone claiming I'm behind their shiny new shitcoin is straight-up lying to your face. The crypto space has become an absolute circus, and I want no part in releasing another clown into that tent.

When some random user asked if I'd make another meme coin, my answer was blunt: hell no. Been there, done that, got the emotional scars to prove it.

Let's talk about Bells for a second - that was my first crypto disaster before DOGE. The "current" Bells token? Not mine. Some opportunists took my ancient code, wiped the blockchain, and resurrected it as an Ethereum token. And speaking of Ethereum tokens claiming they started in 2013 - what a joke! Ethereum didn't even exist until 2015, you idiots.

The audacity of these projects claiming I'm involved or pretending they launched in 2013 makes my blood boil. It's pathetic how desperate these projects are to manufacture legitimacy.

And yes, someone actually asked if I created Bitcoin. I responded with the sarcasm such a ridiculous question deserved: "Yes and I created the internet and oxygen." Because clearly, I'm secretly Satoshi, hiding behind a dog meme creator persona as the perfect cover-up.

Look, I walked away from DOGE in 2014, and I've stayed away from crypto development since. The space has evolved into something I barely recognize - an endless parade of copy-cats, scams, and false promises.

So no, I'm not coming back. No, I'm not making another coin. And if someone tells you I am, they're trying to scam you. Consider this my final word on the matter.