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😂 My Crypto Funny Moment
I shorted BTC thinking “easy dump incoming” and went to sleep like a pro trader 😴
Woke up, checked Gate… and somehow I was +24% ROI instead of liquidated 💀➡️😎
Crypto really said: “You planned stress, I gave you luck.”
Moral of the story: sometimes the market trolls you… sometimes it tips you.
Still laughing because this trade could’ve gone VERY wrong 🤣
Crypto chaos at its finest.
#MyCryptoFunnyMoment #CryptoLife #FuturesTrading #GateSquare #CryptoLaughs
I shorted BTC thinking “easy dump incoming” and went to sleep like a pro trader 😴
Woke up, checked Gate… and somehow I was +24% ROI instead of liquidated 💀➡️😎
Crypto really said: “You planned stress, I gave you luck.”
Moral of the story: sometimes the market trolls you… sometimes it tips you.
Still laughing because this trade could’ve gone VERY wrong 🤣
Crypto chaos at its finest.
#MyCryptoFunnyMoment #CryptoLife #FuturesTrading #GateSquare #CryptoLaughs
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